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1 Funny Answer 02 on 9th November 2010, 2:35 pm

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GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
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Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
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Woman : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
Woman : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
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WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
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Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
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Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

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2 Re: Funny Answer 02 on 9th November 2010, 7:23 pm

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@dy022000 wrote:GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? LOL
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BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon?? lol
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BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? lol
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Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
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Woman : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
Woman : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. LOL
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WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. LOLOL
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Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated". lol os ja main
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Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".
lol lol lol

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3 Re: Funny Answer 02 on 10th November 2010, 9:09 pm

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seuch seuch seuch funny dol heuy nis...kyom serch lerk jok pors heuy lolzzz
thx for sharing with us na thanks


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4 Re: Funny Answer 02 on 22nd December 2010, 3:40 am

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Very Happy b lot Enjoy pka8 pka15 pka27

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5 Re: Funny Answer 02 on 29th December 2010, 11:09 am

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lolzzzzz I hope he is not my doctor..
thank for sharing...


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6 Re: Funny Answer 02 on 28th May 2015, 11:22 pm

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